They Said It. I Repeat It.

The issue is, truthfully, a 72 year-old is running for the Presidency so his Vice-President choice is very important. Because, let's face it, the only time a candidate doesn't have to pee is when he's peeing.

-Martin Short
Real Time with Bill Maher, 10/17/08*

-AF
*Hey, I'm still catching up, schee?